Dear Edgar Bronfman,

An apology is in order. I am so sorry for kicking you out of the number one spot on Amazon’s list of best-selling Jewish books. After my interview with NPR last night, sales skyrocketed beyond my control. Who knew NPR had such a broad reach? Who knew that I would wake up this morning to find out that My Jesus Year, in its first day of release, would be #1?

I have since spoken to the powers that be and kindly asked people to stop buying the book, if for no other reason than to allow your book to creep back up to the top. And so, you’ll be happy to know, that as of this writing you are now back at #1. Hope you’re happy.